pour some sugar on me

to complete my holiday cookie collection for office gifts this year, i decided to go with the classic: sugar cookies. i opted for stars and candy canes, semi-non-denominational, but still kind of christmasy.
i had high hopes of adding snowmen to the mix and this whole elaborate decorating plan, but i was crunched for time and i went for the two smaller cookies, instead. i also minimized my decorations to just two icing colors (red and green), which ended up more of a pink and green, so they were more lilly pulitzer than christmas. but if you know me, then you know i’m totally fine with that.
after this, i’ll show you how i packaged up all the cookies, because this whole endeavor made me a christmas elf until 12:30 a.m. on a work night. if i didn’t love spreading christmas cheer so much, i’d be super grumpy about that.
for the cookies:

for the icing:

ingredients:
(for the cookies: makes almost SIX DOZEN. feel free to minimize.)
1 1/2 cups (three sticks) butter, softened
2 cups white sugar
4 eggs
1 Tablespoon vanilla extract
5 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
(for the icing: enough to cover all the cookies and add a drizzle.)
2 1/2 cup confectioners’ sugar
5 teaspoons milk
5 teaspoons light corn syrup
2 teaspoons almond extract
assorted food coloring
done with the [more complicated than usual] collecting? good. onto the doing.


cream together the butter and sugar. once they’re fluffy, add the eggs and vanilla and mix them all together.



in a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, salt and baking powder until they’re well-mixed. slowly add the dry ingredients to the other mixing bowl. this became too dense for me to mix anymore (and my bowl wasn’t nearly large enough. noticing a trend? i need to invest in some bigger mixing bowls!), so in a lesson i learned from the snowball cookies, i took the dough out onto a lightly-floured wax paper surface and kneaded it to make sure everything was completely mixed.
then form a ball and put the dough into the refrigerator for anywhere from an hour to a day. i was strapped for time, so i chose the 45 minute option.
also, while the dough is in the fridge, preheat your oven to 400 degrees.



i don’t have the hugest counter, so i chose to quarter the dough and work with it a little at a time. the dough that i wasn’t working with went back in the fridge to make sure it didn’t get too melty.
anyways… lightly flour (that’s my favorite phrase this entry) a rolling pin (another item i don’t own but borrowed from my mom — THANKS MAMA!) and roll out the dough to about 1/4 inch thickness and cut out the shapes. the dough rises a decent amount in the oven, so don’t make the dough TOO thick.
i love how the shapes i chose fit so well on the sheet of dough like little tessellations of each other - made for much more efficient cookie-cuttering.



bake them for six minutes each sheet, let them set for about five minutes and then put them on the wire cooling racks to cool for about an hour. i swear, was a machine with these cookies. i had a whole assembly line and rotation, one pan in, one pan out, dough cutting, rotating every six minutes. i wasted no time. and that is why i should work on the north pole.
let them cool COMPLETELY before you start icing them. so, to be extra productive, make your icing while they’re cooling.
let it be known that i used the wrong measuring spoon, so mine was probably more liquidy than the recipe called for - still tastes good and gets the job done, but it wouldn’t have worked as well if i was looking for a more definitive design instead of my abstract artwork. the correct recipe is posted above.



it really is so easy to make and QUICK, too. the only thing that took a long time was waiting for them to dry. but it’s all relative, it probably only took half an hour or so for the first layer to dry. i should have waited a little longer to package them after the drizzle, but oh well.
anyways - whisk together the milk and confectioner’s sugar until it’s smooth. then add in the almond extract and corn syrup (thanks, karen, for saving me a trip to the grocery store and having this on hand!).
this is such a traditional sugar cookie glaze and such a familiar taste to the little sugar cookies with rainbow nonpareils on them. i could never put my finger on the taste but it was definitely the almond extract. mystery solved!



if you want to do different colors, divide the icing up now. the way i decided to go was: dip in the white icing, let the cookies drip dry and then let them dry on wax paper. once those are dry, drizzle the colors on top.


the cookies on the left and in the foreground are still wet — super shiny and tacky to touch, but the ones in the top right are dry. much more of a matte finish.

(see? told you i was a cookie machine.)



i added the food coloring and then mixed it all together, using a knife to drizzle over the cookies to get the look i was going for. more or less… actually, more like a messy version of what i was going for.

then i got fancy and added some green and then decided that my time as an artist was over. i let them dry and then started to package them up. lucky for me, i was left with a jackson pollack on the wax paper! sheesh. what a beauty.

and that, my friends, is how i made my holiday cookie collection complete. such a process, but well worth it. coming up next: packaging :)

click here for a printable version of the recipe!