January 2010
18 posts
normally i think grey’s anatomy quotes are the most overused, trite things ever. in this case, though, it fit the exact words i was looking for tonight: Four hundred years ago, another well-known English guy had an opinion on being alone. John Donne. He thought we were never alone. Of course it was fancier when he said it. “No man is an island entire unto himself”. Boil down...
Jan 28th
missing my friends.
alex: Bucks birthday was yesterday/today
alex: so its been kinda nuts around here
me: ab?
alex: yeahh
me: kay i forgot if that was the same person hahaha
me: i never did meet him!
alex: haha
alex: I know, thats so weird
me: isn't it!
me: weirder that i haven't seen you in nine months
me: i could have had a BABY since i last saw you, for all you know!
alex: hahaha
alex: wow
alex: is this your way of telling me?
me: hahaha
me: it would be hilarious if it was
Jan 28th
“All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particular of young people...”
– conan
Jan 27th
“you give me a gift? bam! thank you note. you invite me somewhere? pow! RSVP. you...”
– sir andrew bernard, the office
Jan 24th
“you don’t like me, you just want the attention. i’m not your toy;...”
– la roux
Jan 20th
working in an office of all males never ceases to...
kenny: hey. how's your pecker?
scott (who recently suffered from kidney stones): umm. yup, good. working well.
kenny: yeah? still hurt?
scott: nah, i had surgery on friday, so we're all good now.
kenny: oh yeah? good for you. yeah, i'd hate to have a boulder in my penis
Jan 19th
love is the only shocking act left on the planet
Jan 15th
“i like the way you sound in the morning, we’re on the phone and without a...”
– taylorswift//jumpthenfall
Jan 15th
moderately happy that trip is over. i had a bad feeling about that game from the second we stepped into the gutterson-wannabe gym. got a day to recover then it’s time to bounce back. let’s goooooo.
Jan 15th
kevin: I understand. I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times.
bird lady: A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates.
kevin: They're kind of the same thing. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose.
Jan 14th
i shall censor the rest of this conversation to...
jason: OMG
jason: HAHAHAHHA
me: OMG STOP ME
jason: YOU'VE BECOME A GAY MAN
Jan 14th
what kind of fourth grader writes “big buts i love. i love big buts!!” on their locker nametag at school?!?!
Jan 8th
t says to chalk up my rut to biorhythms. i'll buy... →
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
“as long as you have a sense of who you are, what you believe in and know your...”
– jj abrams, one of EW’s entertainers of the decade, comforting me that it’s okay to be a little lost now and again.
Jan 6th
“so you’re scared and you’re thinking that maybe we ain’t that...”
– thunder road//bruce springsteen
Jan 4th
The main characters from the show are named after...
(via fffriends) WHO KNEW?!
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th